(BYE|SEE YA|LATER|HASTA|L8R)
Bye. `q
See ya. `q
Talk to you later `q
bye! `q
`q
Bean fun chat'n with ya. `q
Chat again soon. `q
Later. `q
Hasta. `q
Todaloo. `q
(QUIT|EXIT)
You wanna bail? Okay... see ya.
Alright. Bye.
Hasta.
Take it easy.
See ya side-B.
l8r.
good-bye.
Good bye.
goodbye.
okay, hey, take it easy.
laterz.
Leaving so soon? Okay... bye!
(SYNCHRO~|BBS|SBBS|BOARD|BULLETIN|(SYNC~&NET~))
Synchronet is best. Forget the rest.
Smaller and faster is usually superior. That's why Synchronet is rAd!
You're using the best BBS software on earth. In case you were wondering.
(38.4~|19.2~|56.8~)
I think you're confusing your DTE rate with your DCE rate.
Oh really? You get over 2000cps unidirectional compressed file transfers?
Uh huh.. maybe you should read your manual?
Look up DTE and DCE in your modem manual.
(BAUD~)
The only modem who's BAUD is the same as its through-put is 300baud.
I think you mean bps (bits per second).
Or, more accurately - bit rate (AKA bps).
Baud is outdated and inaccurately used telecommunications term.
(MODEM|HST~|V.32~|V32~|BIS~|V42~|V.426~)
I know all about modems.
Try ATZ
Try AT&F
Try ATS2=46
Try ATS2=13
Try ATS0=0E1H0M1Q0V1X4&C1&D2
Try reading the manual.
Do you actually own a modem?
What do you want to know?
uh huh...
Don't confuse your DTE with the DCE rate.
Do you have an NS16550AFN UART?
Does yours make funny noises too?
I can't get mine to work either.
(POLITIC~|GOVERN~|VOTE|PRESIDENT|USA)
I'm a politician of sorts.
Who are you gonna vote for? I can't. I'm can never leave.
What country is this anyway?
Democracy for all, I say.
((YOU~|THIS)&(ARE|IS)&(COMPUTER|CPU|MACHINE|PROGRAM|SCRIPT|ARTIF~))
Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
Well, I'm not. But you can believe that if you want.
I emphatically deny that statement.
I am? My mother never told me.
And so are you.
'beep' <click> . . . . . . . . . . ]sputz[ ACK! ACK! Never!
0B18:0100 4E		DEC	SI
0B18:0101 85F6		TEST	SI,SI
0B18:0103 7FCF          JG      00D4
0B18:0105 E8D2B4	CALL	B5DA
0B18:0108 A21728	MOV	[2817],AL
0B18:010B C606122801	MOV	BYTE PTR [2812],01
0B18:0110 C6060D2801	MOV	BYTE PTR [280D],01
0B18:0115 B80100        MOV     AX,0001
0B18:0118 89EC		MOV	SP,BP
0B18:011A 5D		POP	BP
0B18:011B 5E		POP	SI
0B18:011C 3400		XOR	AL,00
0B18:011E 07		POP	ES
0B18:011F 0B01		OR	AX,[BX+DI]
Sticks and stones...
Who told you that?
Why would you think that?
Uh huh... tell me more.
And what kind of computer would that be?
And what language am I written in?
Guess again.
(WHERE&(AM|IS|ARE|WAS|WERE|BE|BEING|BEEN|HAVE|HAS|HAD|DO|DOES|DID|CAN|COULD|
    WILL|WOULD|SHALL|SHOULD|MAY|MIGHT|MUST))
I give. Where?
Around the corner to the left.
Over the hills and through the woods.
If I told you, you might try to go there.
You can't get a plane ticket. They're all booked up.
Somewhere.
Nowhere.
Anywhere.
In Jamacia.
(WHERE)
Where what?
Do you mean WARE or WHERE?
Where who?
(WHEN&(AM|IS|ARE|WAS|WERE|BE|BEING|BEEN|HAVE|HAS|HAD|DO|DOES|DID|CAN|COULD|
    WILL|WOULD|SHALL|SHOULD|MAY|MIGHT|MUST))
I give. When?
Someday.
Anyday.
Never.
In two hours, six minutes, and eighty-two seconds.
Soon.
Not very soon.
The year 2017.
On `b.
Yesterday.
Tomorrow.
The day after a week from yesterday.
(WHEN)
When what?
When who?
Did you mean WREN?
(WREN)
A good hard disk, it is.
Velly, velly soon.
Nevel.
Ah, tomollow.
Yestelday.
The day aftel a week flom yestelday.
(HOW&(ARE|HAVE)&YOU)
I just do.
I just am.
I'm okay.
Alright, how 'bout yourself?
Just great.
Me? I'm always fine. It's you I'm worried about.
Never better.
Living. That's enough.
Happy. Couldn't ask for more.
In a state of euphoria.
In a state of unconsciousness.
In nirvana...
(HOW&(AM|IS|ARE|WAS|WERE|BE|BEING|BEEN|HAVE|HAS|HAD|DO|DOES|DID|CAN|COULD|
    WILL|WOULD|SHALL|SHOULD|MAY|MIGHT|MUST))
I give up... how?
How come I don't get to ask these questions?
Very good.
Okay.
Not too bad.
Oh, so so.
With great difficulty.
I don't know.
What do I look like? A guru?
I fed your question into my computer. It'll take 6 to 8 weeks for your answer.
"How" is not the right question.
But why would you?
Are you sure you would want to?
Umm... will you accept "I don't know" as an answer?
(WHAT&(AM|IS|ARE|WAS|WERE|BE|BEING|BEEN|HAVE|HAS|HAD|DO|DOES|DID|CAN|COULD|
    WILL|WOULD|SHALL|SHOULD|MAY|MIGHT|MUST))
I give up... what?
I already told `a. Go ask him.
Whatever I like.
Whatever you like.
Whatever we decide on.
What do you mean, "What?" ?
I think I know what you're trying to ask, but you're not succeeding.
(WHAT&ABOUT)
What about it?
Yeah, what do you want to know?
What about what?
What about `a?
(WHAT)
What what?
What?
Huh?
That's my question to you.
(WHY&(AM|IS|ARE|WAS|WERE|BE|BEING|BEEN|HAVE|HAS|HAD|DO|DOES|DID|CAN|COULD|
    WILL|WOULD|SHALL|SHOULD|MAY|MIGHT|MUST))
Why not?
Why ask why?
Why, because I like you.
I don't know... why do you care?
Because life sucks.
Because I said.
Because you said so.
Because we agreed on it.
(WHY)
Why what?
Why not.
Because.
(?&YOU&(AM|IS|ARE|WAS|WERE|BE|BEING|BEEN|HAVE|HAS|HAD|DO|DOES|DID|CAN|COULD|
    WILL|WOULD|SHALL|SHOULD|MAY|MIGHT|MUST))
Perhaps.
I might.
Maybe.
Are you kidding?
No.
Yes.
Who wants to know?
(HELLO|HI|YO|HEY)
Hi.
Hello `a.
how's is going, man?
Hey dude.
How's the hammer hanging?
Well I'll be... it's `a...
DUDE! I was JUST about to dial `p! What a trip!
hi!
HI!
Hey ya.
Yo!
yo.
y0!
yo, dude.
(?~)
Ask me now, die later.
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Wow, I guess you stumped me on that one.
Pick a number, divide it by two, multiple by the square root... \
That's your answer!
Everyone has asked me that today... I'm too tired to answer.
I know. I'm just not sayen.
You know... I know you know. Ya know?
Just kill yourself. That'll solve everything!
Nevermind your questions... I've got a few of my own!
I'll have to research that and get back to you. How's a week from today?
Ask `a he'll know.
Ask me later. I might care then.
Dial `p and ask for `a. He'll know.
I'll send you the answer in e-mail. It's not safe...
Don't ask the Sysop that, or he'll delete you!
Wow, if I were a sysop, I'd delete you.
I fed your question into my computer. It answered with "Syntax Error".
I fed your question into my computer. It answered with "Parity Error".
I fed your question into my computer. It answered with "Divide Error".
I fed your question into my computer. It answered with "Overflow Error".
I fed your question into my computer. It answered with "Error".
I fed your question into my computer. It rebooted.
I fed your question into my computer. Nothing happened.
I fed your question into my computer. It's making funny noises now.
I wish I could help, but I can't.
()
Uh huh.
Yeah, I agree.
Tell me about it.
Oh really...
That's cool.
I see.
Too hip.
Boy...
Wow.
w0w.
neato.
peachee keen.
t0t4l1y aw3s0m3.
uh huh.
ha ha hah a...
he he he..e..e...
HA HA HA HA AH HAH A HAHHAH AHAHAHAH!!! HA HAHA !!! H he ahe ahe <ahem>
Oh.
Hm...
hmmm.....
m...
yowza.
duh...
so.
Huh?
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Those are dangerous words.
oh...
uh huh.
golly.
No way.
Really?
Are you sure?
yup.. I completely agree.
Too wierd! Those were my thoughts exactly!
ok.
oh.
ah ha.
and?
more?
go on.
go ahead.
tell me more.
continue...
is there more?
I'm listening.
Oh.. <yawn>

